steven wright quotes | best life quotes

steven wright quotes | best life quotes

A FEW life quotes ( quotes about life ) from the visionary Steven Wright :

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steven wright quotes

On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright

"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Steven Wright

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo
cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of
the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright

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You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and
then you remember it really is? I'm like that all the time.
-- Steven Wright

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky
must get awfully crowded. -- Steven Wright


I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did.
Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
-- Steven Wright

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
-- Steven Wright


How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
-- Steven Wright

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steven wright a have a pony
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steven wright quotes - i have a pony
American stand-up comedian Steven Wright, 'I Have a Pony' is the debut comedy album released in 1985

Track listing - steven wright a have a pony

  • "Introduction" - 4:14
  • "Ants" - 4:42
  • "Hitchhiking" - 2:13
  • "Ice" - 2:28
  • "Dog Stay" - 3:27
  • "Rachel" - 4:50
  • "7's and the Museum" - 4:01
  • "Water" - 3:06
  • "Jiggs Casey" - 3:03
  • "Cross Country" - 2:15
  • "Book Store" - 1:25
  • "Winny" - 1:28
  • "Apt." - 2:08
  • "Babies and Skiing" - 2:22